
For those of us living on a fixed income, the wrangle over the national debt ceiling has been been beyond metaphor. I cannot think of anything to compare to watching the blood and thunder theater of the last week, knowing that my ability to pay my bills — to stay in the apartment I share with a long-time friend — depended on a game played between two sides bought and paid for by essentially the same interests. Now that my rent is paid and a pot of beans and rice is in the fridge, I’m feeling like I’d spent a week watching a WWF cage match in very nice summer suits. My money’s still on the fast-moving skinny guy, but I’m wondering how much of it is just staged to give us something to watch while the real ax is being sharpened to chop what remains of the social safety net loose for good. You see, nothing really changed, except there is a new, more powerful committee that’s still looking to cut social programs over defense. Oh, and Standard and Poor’s downgraded the faith and credit of the United States just enough to knock Wall Street into a tailspin and send commodity futures into chaos.
So welcome to the Great Recession Depression 2.0. Very few living remember the first one — you’d have to be as old and sharp as Warren Buffett or Bernie Sanders to do so — but a few of us remember the stories our parents and grandparents told of living through those times, and some of us are lucky enough to know others from elsewhere who had their share of times at least as harsh as anything we’ve known in the U. S. in the last hundred years. There are all kinds of stories, all kinds of strategies for surviving and working together to make a better future, one in which government exists to benefit all its people. I’m going to get more into those strategies in future posts, but for now I’m going to quote T-Bucket, one of the most practical and brilliant men I know on the subject of surving hard times. He posted this in late 2008; it’s good stuff to keep in mind.
T-Bucket’s Wacky Tips to Survive Being Broke in a Recession
1. Put an egg in your Ramen
2. Have sex ,alot. It’s free and it feels really good if you do it right. Heck, it even feels good when you do it ‘wrong’. Also, you won’t need the heat as high, afterwards.
3. Don’t pout, make survival an adventure
4. Get rid of cable . It’s a rip-off, and there’s nothing on it worth a shit ,anyways. A good antenna will get you 15 -20 stations once we go HD in February. ($80 savings per month)
5. Oatmeal,instead of boxed cereals. Better for you and one/tenth the price ($4 per box savings x 2 per month)
6. Get a “Magic Jack”, and never pay a phone bill ,again . I know you have a computer.($60 savings per month)
7. If it’s not at a Redbox for a $1, don’t go to Blockbuster. ( $4 per movie savings x 4 times a month)
8. Mark West Pinot Noir ,$8.99 per bottle
9. You only have two feet, how many pairs of shoes do you really need?
10. Buy regular unleaded.Your car needs to make sacrifices ,too.I guarantee it will still run fine.
11. Chunky Soup got me through college,pretend you’re 18 again, and eat some Chunky Sirloin Burger
12. Dump the Gym membership. Last time my membership expired , they had to give me directions to the gym , so I could renew.
13. It’s a great time to diet, and no one will know you’re really just plain ol’ starving
14. Invite friends over to play cards. You’ll reconnect , realize what’s most important, and all have a great evening
15. Beanie Weenies
16. Time to be a ‘coupon weirdo’
17. Invite friends to your house. You don’t have to spend the gas to drive, and you can get as drunk as you want , since you’re already home.
18. If you can’t pay cash, you can’t afford it. Cut up the cards.
19. Announce that your “going to let your hair grow out”, and save on haircuts for a few months ($20 x 3 months)
T-Bucket’s blog is under the link on his name up above. While you’re there, drop a tip in his jar if you can. I’m sure he’ll appreciate it.